Today I was looking for a PC game as a present for my sister's fiance. While in the shop, a tall and outlandishly featured guy approaches me and asks me if I speak English. He explains to me he is an undercover Krishna monk (he wore a cap) from Latvia (Americans! Assemble! Open up your few atlases!) who would like to give me some literature in compatridese on his creed.
I am back to the Outpost in few days.