I’ve just had a meeting with eleS, who is unfortunate enough to be a Russian woman in the Outpost. In the morning, someone got her on the phone, wrong number. Alas, enticed by a young, female, Slavic voice at the other end of the line, the anonymous caller went on to text and ring her continually (thrice while she was in my office), asking her to meet him on a blind date, although she would repeatedly text him to leave her alone.
Exasperated, the wooer texted her:
OK sOrry fOr the disterb bye bye sweet hard