The time of the pollsters

If the phone rings at 6 pm, as has twice this week, while you are making coffee, making arrangements or making out, don’t pick it up. It’s them pollsters again.

Therefore:

Message to the Principality’s market research companies:

I don’t vote here, I am not a subject of your Archbishop, I have no garden. I can’t really attribute properties such as ‘light’, ‘sexy’, ‘lugubrious’, ‘salacious’, ‘antepenultimate’,  ‘parsimonious’, ‘daft’, ‘insidious’, ‘trite’, ‘tendentious’ or ‘juvenescent’ to particular brands of potato crisps, or any other snacks.

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